May 2013
watswitdamonkey:
supermerwholocked:
cartoonmotioned:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
jordan-has-lost-his-mind:
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the weirdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
japhers:
buffdaddyjohn:
ybee:
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
help
#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T
IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON
jolivet:
simon-the-jewish-vampire:
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
nexxious7:
bloodyoathmate:
Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand:
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
YES
Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy
themasterslover:
ladyroscoe:
the-rise-of-misha:
We don’t like your presence, Everyone on tumblr
*Whistles for hellhounds*
*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*
Accidentally making an in-fandom joke infront of...
captaincuteandcuddly:
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
ofvictimsandcoldplayers:
Jonny’s face is perfect for everything
We have oreos and no milk
Just lost at a video game
Someone borrows your book and messes it up
Can’t connect to the internet
Your ipod dies in the middle of your favorite song
Someone asks to use your laptop
Your favorite band is playing and you can’t go
Chris refuses to come out of his and Jonny’s thinly...
ofvictimsandcoldplayers:
Christopher what’re you doing you aren’t clothes get out of there
Chris are you okay
everyone: thor don't do the thing
thor: I'm gonna do the thing
everyone: loki don't do the thing
loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing
abaddon4queen:
breadmaakesyoufat:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG
should have sent him to eurovision
An update on the fandoms right now:
Doctor Who: wandering around with lost expressions, occasionally murmuring ”what” and bursting into tears.
Supernatural: Curled in a ball crying.
Merlin: Crying.
Percy Jackson: Crying.
Sherlock: Rocking in a corner muttering “sooooon….”
Harry Potter: Still in denial. Laid in the fetal position listening to Hedwig’s theme and crying.
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
wankbankofamerica:
reasons i tend to not talk
people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
i hate my voice
i have something really mean to say
i hate you
i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never...
